I have been ver ver drunk on occasions. Ver.
Never tried to drive. Never started a fight. Never forced my self on someone.
Drink is used by weak and selfish people as a 'get our of jail free' card. A strategy that used to work quite well in the UK in the past. No longer, one would hope.
Agree.
(And to make the reference even more silly, McGuinness ended up on extremely good terms with Ian 'The Pope Is an Abomination' Paisley via working together in the Irish assembly.)