For reference (and appreciate it's not everything, but a very big part of Albion's game strategy):
Fati - 93% pass completion (41/44)
Gross - 91% (71/78)
Gilmour - 80% (39/49)
Mitoma - 75% (12/16)
March - 81% (34/42)
Pedro - 70% (19/27)
"What am I going to do with all this money...? Especially when housing is so cheap here, within walking distance of the London stadium, where I and all the other West Ham players live?"